All of these things.

This is an amazing thing. I am cooking something, other than boneless chicken slathered with something and thrown in the oven, with a side of veggies that steam in a bag in the microwave. (I really put effort into food, can you tell?)

I am making this right now: BEEF AND MF’ING NOODLES

I chopped onion and MINCED GARLIC, y’all. This is a big deal. This is unprecedented. I followed the directions and now it’s simmering on my stove and it smells so effing delicious. I will have leftovers to eat this whole week! (I left out dried marjoram, because I don’t know what that is, and red wine, because I only have a box of Franzia.)

ADULTHOOD!